How many years have you played?
Bagpipes? Zero. I thought these were supposed to be about ultimate?
Teams played for?
UNI (Go panthers!), Gnarwhal (Go Gnarwhals!) (Is our mascot a Gnarwhal?) (Or is that just our team name?)
What is your best memory as a Gnarwhal?
This isn't so much a favorite memory of mine, it's really more of a...beverage, that beverage being beer. Preferably a beer with superior drinkability. That's a thing, right?
If you could be anyone else on the team, who and why?
On the Bulls? Jordan. Duh. Seriously, where are all the frisbee questions?
What is your favorite quote or Gnarwhal fact?
Beer. My favorite anything is beer.
FACT: Ben found a loophole in the 11th addition rules that allows restraining other players by pulling the drawstrings of their shorts. His defense has been nightmarish since.