How many years have you played?
5 years
Teams played for?
Evergreen, Light Blue, Royal Blue, Brown, Yellow
What is your best memory as a Gnarwhal?
Being taken off the Gnarwhal roster, only to join Lahwrang Enoteg on the epic journey to first in the minors. The performance of the infantile Lahwrang was so definitively average that all of the starters/bench players were drafted to the major-minor team Whalinona.
If you could be anyone else on the team, who and why?
Frank Huguenard. His throws are sick, and even though he's a little out there, he's the perfect example of how to live as a Gnarwhal. He's lonely, a little crazy, and lacks the depth perception of a lioness.
What is your favorite quote or Gnarwhal fact?
I feel the spirit of the mighty Tyrannasaurus His roar fills my veins with the sickest NOS He fuels me to be faster, more furious and I am A rush of wind, and the noble Eagle is in me His wings flap and i jump to the sky I feel the wind inside me, taking me higher and I am I see the tooth of a gnarwhal over crashing waves struggling, it fills me with remorse and sorrow His anguish inside me, I long for a chance to be dead and I am -Native Alaskan Medicine Man